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Mar 1, 2023Liked by AdTurds

The diet coke ad is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ears with red hot needles, whilst chewing my own face off. I have always been suspicious of Coca Cola since school days when the science teacher showed us that the best way to clean your coppers was to put them into a bowl and pour coke on them. Five minutes soaking and they came up bright and sparkly like new. If it can do that to a metal coin, imagine what is doing to your guts.

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Imagine what they do to your teeth!

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exactly

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